Jokes and Riddles

Holy Spirit Jokes:

Jews write books.

Batteries don’t work.

There are no walls in heaven.

Go for it.

Strong wills get it.

Thank God for grass.

Maybe one day Jesus will show up.

Separation causes divisions.

There’s something in the cup. (Note: The worst way to say there is nothing in the cup.)

Heaven is where I am.

Suicide is a terrible idea.

My load is light.

Rubber is rubber. (This is about food.)

Concepts don’t matter.

Holy Spirit Riddles:

If the Holy Spirit was a letter, what letter would It be? Answer on Reddit.

What’s in your mouth right now?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Do you hear the mountain spring?


- alex brady